Person 1: Man! How are you ?
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage
by Monkeybastards January 20, 2023
Get the monkey bastard in a cage mug.A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.
by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020
Get the Monkey Dicking Around mug.THE TRUE MISSING LINK, PROOF OF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BONDAGE OF HUMAN RACE -
A CLUE LEADING TO THE PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE REAL AND DOMINATE THE PLANET EARTH - SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE KNOWN AND RECORDED BY ALIENS ALONE, SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE REAL HUMAN ANCESTORS AND NOT BLACK APES, WHO ALONE PREDOMINATE OUR PLANET AS BOTH SIGNIFIERS OF AN OPPRESSED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE. ALIENS FORMED A CHOSEN WHITE PEOPLE TO RULE THE WORLD AND USED BLACK APES AND MONKEYS COVER UP A POTENTIAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN ROLE AND PRESENCE WITHIN HUMAN EVOLUTION.
THE PROOF OF ALIEN INVOLVEMENT GOES BACK TO RELIGIOUS ARCHITECTURE IN EUROPE AND AFRICA, IN EUROPEAN GOTHIC CHURCHES AND IN ANCIENT AFRICAN MOSQUES A MILITARISTIC ALIEN ROLE IS REVEALED, AND TODAY ALIENS RULE THROUGH THE UK PARLIAMENT WHICH IS THE ***ONLY*** PARLIAMENT BUILDING WITH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE ALONGSIDE THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IN BUDAPEST HUNGARY. ALL OTHER SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE IS NEOCLASSICAL, AND UNIVERSAL (BESIDES EASTERN EUROPEAN URBAN POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE WHICH MAY BE A SIGN OF OUR FUTURE). ALIENS SPREAD ENGLISH POWER, AND ARE OBVIOUSLY FASCIST MILITARIST TROOPS WORKING IN SECRET AMONGST THEIR OWN PEOPLE, ALIGNED AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE.
A CLUE LEADING TO THE PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE REAL AND DOMINATE THE PLANET EARTH - SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE KNOWN AND RECORDED BY ALIENS ALONE, SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE REAL HUMAN ANCESTORS AND NOT BLACK APES, WHO ALONE PREDOMINATE OUR PLANET AS BOTH SIGNIFIERS OF AN OPPRESSED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE. ALIENS FORMED A CHOSEN WHITE PEOPLE TO RULE THE WORLD AND USED BLACK APES AND MONKEYS COVER UP A POTENTIAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN ROLE AND PRESENCE WITHIN HUMAN EVOLUTION.
THE PROOF OF ALIEN INVOLVEMENT GOES BACK TO RELIGIOUS ARCHITECTURE IN EUROPE AND AFRICA, IN EUROPEAN GOTHIC CHURCHES AND IN ANCIENT AFRICAN MOSQUES A MILITARISTIC ALIEN ROLE IS REVEALED, AND TODAY ALIENS RULE THROUGH THE UK PARLIAMENT WHICH IS THE ***ONLY*** PARLIAMENT BUILDING WITH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE ALONGSIDE THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IN BUDAPEST HUNGARY. ALL OTHER SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE IS NEOCLASSICAL, AND UNIVERSAL (BESIDES EASTERN EUROPEAN URBAN POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE WHICH MAY BE A SIGN OF OUR FUTURE). ALIENS SPREAD ENGLISH POWER, AND ARE OBVIOUSLY FASCIST MILITARIST TROOPS WORKING IN SECRET AMONGST THEIR OWN PEOPLE, ALIGNED AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE.
OH MY GOD, THERE ARE NO SPOTTED APES OR MONKEYS, THE EARTH IS RULED BY ALIENS AND EXTRATERRESTRIALS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
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MISSING. SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE TRUE ANCESTORS OF THE HUMAN RACE NOW HELD CAPTIVE ALONE BY AN INTERGALACTIC GOVERNMENT.
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SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE REAL, BUT LIVE ONLY IN OUTER SPACE
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OH MY GOD, I JUST LEARNED OF SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS AND NOW I THINK I AM AN INTERGALACTIC SLAVE.
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MISSING. SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE TRUE ANCESTORS OF THE HUMAN RACE NOW HELD CAPTIVE ALONE BY AN INTERGALACTIC GOVERNMENT.
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SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE REAL, BUT LIVE ONLY IN OUTER SPACE
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OH MY GOD, I JUST LEARNED OF SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS AND NOW I THINK I AM AN INTERGALACTIC SLAVE.
by 35u48ydfijns February 11, 2023
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Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!
Boy 1- Got damn
by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021
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your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn
by Garbage kid February 19, 2021
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that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.
by Life's Offramp July 31, 2019
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