National Makeout Day

November 16 is National Makeout Day

1: what day is it?
2: it’s national makeout day!
1: oh really? it’s already november 16?

by EvTemp03 November 13, 2019

National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 24 times throughout the whole day.

loppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by National Day announcement June 24, 2022

national lisha rae day

national lisha rae day is a day where we celebrate lisha rae and listen to her music

everyday is national lisha rae day

by yourememberthattttt October 4, 2024

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022

national sol’s day

when a group of people gather at the their local bar sole d’italia for a couple vegas bombs.

its national sol’s day, let’s drink

(it’s actually just a regular thursday)

by kimkill October 19, 2023