the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.
by Ricola82 October 10, 2008
- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
by michaelstripe November 15, 2007
a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.
by wakety sacety May 08, 2009
when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P
Jack the ripper and tony the shitter
by babbooo May 04, 2007
When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"
"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.
"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."
by NoodlesBabe August 09, 2012