Jack-O-Cramp'in

the agonizing, scraping sensation of your ovaries being internally carved and man-handled on a monthly basis much like the sensation of hollowing out a pumpkin.
Dude, I'm like majorly Jack-O-Cramp'in right now; do you have a knife so I can end this?
by Ricola82 October 10, 2008
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Jack off all trades

A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners
- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.

Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
by michaelstripe November 15, 2007
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a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
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Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.
i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack
by wakety sacety May 08, 2009
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when you eat to many calories in one day and you don't go to the washroom frequently you will start getting pains and you might think its diharea but its not that its way worse.... while you're thinking that the food and pee mix making a very unpleasent mixture and it hardens really quickly then you finally go pee and it chooses to go out your pee hole but its usually 4 times larger than your pee hole so you have to sit and keep sqeazing it out and as your doing this your shitting out a gooey substance that clogs you ass hole making all the other shit spraying in your body, now the thing is almost out your wang and then the last squeaze comes and you peehole rips and blood mixes with the mixture and then creates a nasty cheese that sticks to your head for many years to come usuallly used for baking, you can put it on the pan and it makes it not stick and it also makes a nice light sent and taste to it ...YUMMMY:P
Jack the ripper and tony the shitter
by babbooo May 04, 2007
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Jack-o-lantern style

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"
"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."
by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003
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Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.
"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."
by NoodlesBabe August 09, 2012
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