When one says or commits something inappropriate or raucous, they often find a Tiede within their immediate vicinity. A Tiede is a teacher who has the unfortunate tendency of always being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Person 1: If you don’t shut up I’m going to grab your ballsack and give you testicular torsion.
Person 2: Oh shit, shut up! There’s a Tiede!
Person 1: I swear to you it’s the Tiede effect!
Person 2: Oh shit, shut up! There’s a Tiede!
Person 1: I swear to you it’s the Tiede effect!
by Fraud Hornist October 15, 2025
Get the Tiede Effectmug. When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.
Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.
The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.
The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.
Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.
Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.
3 months later.....
Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.
Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.
3 months later.....
Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.
Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
Get the Substitute Teacher Effectmug. The "Wilshaw Effect" is a term coined to describe the cumulative and adverse impact on cognitive function, morale, and decision-making resulting from prolonged exposure and proximity to the phenomenon known as the "Wilshaw."
Similar to radiation exposure, this effect is particularly potent in hot, arid, sandy regions. Suspected to also negatively influence intangible aspects such as Peace, Love, and Happiness, the Wilshaw Effect necessitates individuals to distance themselves indefinitely from the source of the Wilshaw in order to mitigate its deleterious consequences. The only recognized remedy for the Wilshaw Effect is the removal of oneself from the prevailing influence, acknowledging its potential long-term consequences on various aspects of well-being.
Similar to radiation exposure, this effect is particularly potent in hot, arid, sandy regions. Suspected to also negatively influence intangible aspects such as Peace, Love, and Happiness, the Wilshaw Effect necessitates individuals to distance themselves indefinitely from the source of the Wilshaw in order to mitigate its deleterious consequences. The only recognized remedy for the Wilshaw Effect is the removal of oneself from the prevailing influence, acknowledging its potential long-term consequences on various aspects of well-being.
Mike: "Goddamnit, what happened to this place?! It's barely functioning and people keep leaving. This project is falling apart!"
Steve: "I believe that's the Wilshaw Effect. We could do something about it but then the project wouldn't be ohhhh so fucking profitable."
Steve: "I believe that's the Wilshaw Effect. We could do something about it but then the project wouldn't be ohhhh so fucking profitable."
by Barbudan Donkey February 1, 2024
Get the Wilshaw Effectmug. When faced with this lethal effect, one might experience one or many of the following symptoms:
Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion
Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not
Sudden mental retardation
Loss of breath
Fatigue
Boredom
Nausea
Vommitting
Depression
Diabetes
Confusion
Not knowing if you should feel insulted or not
Sudden mental retardation
Random girl: "I don't know if he likes me or not, he's sending a lot of signals."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."
Random girl's friend: "Oh no, you're just suffering from The Jesse Effect."
by creampie6969 July 3, 2017
Get the The Jesse Effectmug. The new term word "DB Cooper Effect" which is unidentified, no information or evidences, It was extremely rare for this term word is DB Cooper Effect, At first when this person DB Cooper hijack the plane and taking money for ransom, Then he jump out from the plane and disappeared as the first man known to be forgotten, In Modern Culture, Individuals are using the Internet such as Social Media platforms like Twitter, YouTube, Discord, DeviantArt, Instagram, Facebook and other platforms like MeWe as the perfect example to let people to became a ghost. Online Trolls are literally DB Cooper effect for themselves that they became a ghost of internet turn into the terminally online to let people angry and feed negative to online Trolls, feeding on trolls is not good solution to do it cause individuals are very immoral to feed negative on them until they inactive from online social medias and never come back without the trace. Internet Trolls are just disappeared and never come from any platforms, Dead or Alive.
This individual was a DB Cooper effect using Internet on Personal Computers, Smartphones, Tablets and more devices or Traditional reality to let these individuals who never get away with a crime spree goes to victim card or fake innocent, Which is online trolls, terminally online individuals and of course online personalities.
by InkDemonStephen September 4, 2022
Get the DB Cooper Effectmug. Thew dated a girl named “gabby “ Come to find out it was 100% imaginary due to the 0 factual evidence of the relationship existing so the Gabby effect is used as the phenomenon in witch a person declares they are dating somebody but it’s actually 100% imaginary due to the lack of evidence of the relationship existing
by Shuveit September 19, 2023
Get the The Gabby Effectmug. The last forty minutes to an hour of the effects of marijuana, which at the point is meant to be soothing and wear off it paranoid and overly stimulated feeling.
by Marpul13 September 6, 2020
Get the Residue effectmug.