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Big Black Men

Something you don’t wanna see in prison, or maybe you do
White Cunt: HELP IM BEING RAPED BY BIG BLACK MEN
Big Nigga: Oh sorry bro I thought you liked it
White Cunt: I never said to stop
by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
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Black Magpie Theory

The belief by pirates in the 1500's and 1600's that black magpies native to the Caribbean would detect and seek out the fermenting alcohol of naturally occurring molasses from sugar cane plants which produced natural rum. During specific times of the year, P. hudsonia would roost in the Caribbean during migration. The migration traverse would lead the birds to search high energy food. Of particular interest to pirates was rum. The pirates would watch the seasonal migration patterns of the birds as well as roosting locations in hopes of finding free alcoholic booty to trade on the high seas as well as use for personal inebriation. The alcohol was easily captured and stored for ocean voyages.

Currently being used as slang for people too cheap to buy their own liquor when going to parties who steal from others.
The Jolly Roger is circling the east coast of that island because of the Black Magpie Theory.

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Keep an eye on your rum in the freezer. That random dude is thinking Black Magpie Theory.
by grs_bmt December 5, 2010
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Black ass Ribeye

by Jackle Ribeye January 12, 2023
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Black god of rage

A black guy that sounds like a gay white guy who screams a lot.
You camping little bitch get out of the corner said black god of rage
by The butter man June 7, 2017
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Black man syndrome

This serious disease is not hilarious. Hundreds of families have suffered and mourned the death of their fellow relatives who have their skin turned black. Dr Pesash Hitt from “Fuckman Science Industry” says that the symptoms of this disease is masturbating 4 days non stop and constantly looking at black objects. The scientific name proved by the government is Negro Iodine Grand Grave Aggreasion, N.I.G.G.A in short.
“Timothy Crackmnoks, I have come to a conclusion that you have black man syndrome.” exclaimed Joe MaMah, the homeless man down the street who scams old gay men.
by the weeb February 27, 2021
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too black to drive

Occurs when a vehicle operator is too preoccupied with his or her own ethnicity to adhere to or care about local driving laws and regulations; "keeping it real", checking the status of one's weave or afro, adjusting the ridiculously loud car stereo, or making sure that others are aware of his or her presence, or all of the above, supercedes safe driving practices.
If I turned up my bump that loud, I'd be too black to drive too.

Is that guy having a stroke or is he just too black to drive?

What an asshole! Either she wants me to slap the hell out of her or she's just too black to drive.
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Black Chyna syndrome

When you are addicted / make an effort to become pregnant with a rich and famous person so you can social climb yourself
"Don't fuck with that girl man, she's got Black Chyna syndrome. She'll get pregnant then steal all the shit in your house."
by Julianna Astley May 22, 2017
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