A unfunny joke.
by absolutely-definitive May 26, 2021
Get the Your Lifemug. by $t3v3() December 30, 2010
Get the Lifemug. Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.
by smkjapidos November 9, 2018
Get the life swingermug. Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
Get the Lifemug. “When we woke up after an amazingly peaceful night's sleep, for breakfast, our hosts could have offered plain dip coffee and a box pakecakes, but instead, because they proved to be life savors, they made bistro-quality expressos with foam art and made from scratch pancakes and whip cream.
by dn8lane September 4, 2021
Get the Life Savormug. by Mr. Two Plusthree October 13, 2021
Get the LOOK AT MY LIFEmug. Law breakers law broker's LBJ2K live BY the GUNS and DIE BY the triggers. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 27, 2021
Get the THOOOOBJGUN LIFEmug.