Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin 

Of the male: Masturbating with a pubic wig on.

"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"

"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"

From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire

Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011

water the grass 

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair, either with or without intercourse.

She wouldn't let me shoot it in her. But she was kind of hairy and it was pretty hot when she gave me a hand-job and let me water the grass.

water the grass by N.DiGrassi June 12, 2012

get it before the grass grows 

When a man loves a woman, he tells that bitch to shave.
No osama in the pants!

Bitch please, get it before the grass grows

get it before the grass grows by Can nana da April 30, 2008

throw shit into the game

making a situation confusing

Why throw shit into the game by making some false connections about nia

throw shit into the game by tuffpuff June 11, 2008

The Good Bitch 

This is when you are doing a chick doggie style. When you are about to finish, pull out an cum into your hand. Then, reach around and give her a "treat." While she enjoys her "treat" (or not) let her know she was a "gooood bitch!"

"Im gonna cum babe....yeeeeeaaaaaah."
"Good honey"
"Here ya go! Goooood Bitch! Good bitch!"
The Good Bitch

The Good Bitch by the masterson April 29, 2009

The Girl 

Like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition only much, much better.

Aline Samy

The Girl by Marquis de Carabas November 14, 2003

the gays 

(n); double-stack of pillows usually glued tightly together because of overuse; never separated and always together one on top of the other, like a gay couple
related to the "three sisters" group of pillows found on my fiance's side of the bed.

Jordan: I have had it with the three sisters. They take up the whole bed. Move your lesbian pillow pack
Spence: Oh you and the gays be quiet.

the gays by jsobs January 27, 2010