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Joe

Joe is a guy who gets a haircut once a year and bumlicks damola. Joe spends all his money on vbucks and thinks he can say the N-word even though he's Asian and isn’t black. He is also shite at football and will miss open goals and heads the ball randomly even though its waist height. He also thinks he can make remixes and has a shit YouTube channel called joenb and joenbremixes. He may also have some weird form of speech problem as all he says is “wayne” “says you dumb” and “tring tring”
Jake: Joe why do you randomly head the ball
Joe:”tring tring”

Jake: what do you mean
Joe:says you dumb
by Mike ox small October 26, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

flowy joe

The man that always inn for aunt flos visit
Dued last night i was just going so flowy joe om jessica
by Lolipoly November 28, 2018
mugGet the flowy joemug.

Joe Mama

The mother of Joe thats it just his mother the person that ripped her vagina wide open just to name her son Joe what the fuck
Person 1: Is that Joe's?
Person 2: Joe's what?
Person 1: I think that's Joe mama
by Pplick November 7, 2020
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

Pulling a Joe

When a friend says that they will join you for some local Chinese cuisine but then they say no at the last minute.
11:32 am - Person 1: Hey Person 2, how about some Chinese food with me and the gang? Some good ol' Chinois.
11:33 am - Person 2 Sure thing chicken wing.
4:32 pm - Person 2: Hey fellas, i'm not coming any more.
Person 1: Hey man, that's pulling a Joe
by DJLongSchlong February 10, 2018
mugGet the Pulling a Joemug.

Joe

The nicest man you can ever meet! He'll help you when you need someone, and expects nothing in return. He truly is a great friend!
Joe is a great dude!
by thepaintrain213 September 19, 2022
mugGet the Joemug.

Sloggy Joe

A breakfast meal for when you are in a rush in the morning, just crack a whole egg into a fresh cup of coffee.
Man I would've been late to work if I hadn't had my Sloggy Joe!
by SockT November 13, 2023
mugGet the Sloggy Joemug.

Joe Mama's Bread

Joe Mama's Bread is defined as the bread owned by Joe Mama
Timmy ate Joe Mama's bread. That made them very sad.
by Roar1224 October 2, 2023
mugGet the Joe Mama's Breadmug.

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