I love you

I love you actually means I wanna waste a couple months of your life.

*justin: I love you

*justin: nah I’m only saying I love you so I can act like I get a lot of bitches when in reality I don’t , I’m just tryna show off to my homies and give you fake ass love and affection.

by 420guccigangnigga June 8, 2018

I miss summer

When a girl post “I miss summer” in a bathing suit on Snapchat in the middle of winter, it means they want to show off there body in a bathing suit. Mainly hoes do this

Kk: “I wanna post a picture in my swim suit but it’s not summer”

Friend “just put ‘I miss summer’ as your caption“

by Toelover152 March 30, 2019

I rember 😁

I rember 😁 that I’m gay

Person 1: I rember 😁
Person 2: same
Person 1: wanna have gay sex
Person 2: sure

by Thegayman123 July 26, 2021

I hear ya !

Listening, but not listening, blah, blah blah..........Thinking too yourself " yeah fuckin right, please shut the fuck up for a minute"

Jaime: yeah I got pussy in the parking lot of the club

joe: I hear ya !

by Rule 3 May 10, 2005

i before e

A simple rule that remind all ignorant people of their life philosophy. I before E. I before everyone. Me before everyone else. It is being instilled into the minds of young children all over the world. This simple little rule "I before E" seems harmless but is the cause of all our problems. Presidents,CEO's,Doctors,Bus drivers even Teachers! All corrupted by the innocent little rhyme they learned in elementary school. Little did they know it would cause them to only care about themselves first and others second.

Also is apples new mindcontrol device coming soon.

iBeforee- The next generation of brainwashing, to be installed in headphones to slowly lull user in to having crazy and unimaginable thoughts. such as believing that Macs are in fact better than PC's (Crazy!!). America getting out of this recession (Insane!!). And lastly, believing soulja boy is a decent rapper (OMG!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!)

Obama- Fuck healthcare, Im not gonna do shit! HAHAHa I before E muthafuckas!!!

Dr. Morris- I dont care if your on the verge of death. Nigga i need to get paid! I before E negro!

CEO- Who cares if my workers are underpaid,starving and on the verge of bankrupcy. And if the business's i take over cause hundreds to lose their jobs. Nigga im about to pay myself an extra 100k. Hell yea! I before E beyotch!

by -TheRealMiC November 5, 2009

I straight said

When your telling a story to somebody and you want them to know what you straight said than you just say that.

Mark- I was talking to this guy and he started talking shit so i straight said BAM right across his face.

Frank- Damn thats crazy you must have fucked him up

by Mr. Happy to cut ya juggala March 9, 2010

I Durmstrang ship it!

A phrase used for certain Harry Potter couples and pairings that you adore so much to the point where saying 'I ship it' becomes an understatement, hence, the use of 'I Durmstrang ship it' becomes more appropriate.
Because the Durmstrang ship is a magical ship and can travel underwater, it implies that a particular pairing is magical, can survive everywhere (on land and underwater too), and you will always ship it, no matter what.

Potterhead #1: 'I Durmstrang ship Romione and Jily so much!

...

Potterhead #1: 'Do you ship book Hinny?'
Potterhead #2: 'I Durmstrang ship it! It's my OTP!'

by WildPotterhead March 23, 2013