Farts

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

by anonymous November 20, 2020

Farting Gwen

When a local Gwen farts

Farting Gwen likes shrimp.

by Farting Gwen September 24, 2023

International Fart Day

International Fart Day takes place on October 19th.

“Dude guess what today is”
“October 19th?”
“No, it’s International Fart Day”

by Marcusscus November 16, 2020

Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019

Heart fart

feeling the wrong feeling about the true intentions or points to something, an emotional pain that is caused unintentionally.

I had a heart fart about what u told me but please help me understand better.

by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025

FART SMELLER

A FART SMELLER is often mistaken as a Smart Feller or a Smart Speller. The difference is that a Fart Smeller also smells farts.

That a-hole is such a Fart Smeller and always gets a 100 on the spelling exams!!!

by Dr. Real Nasty March 5, 2023

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023