Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005

Rabid Spider Monkey

An extremely creepy, sex obsessed stalker.

Son: I'm going out, be home soon.
MOM: watch out for rabid spider monkeys

by Mr. Lister Orchestra November 21, 2013

Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

Monkey in Charge of the Bananas

Being the one to deligate or the boss

I'm the monkey in charge of the Bananas

by Wineguy69 January 15, 2023

tonight the monkey dies

whatever bad things happening in your life these times, will be over soon.

tonight you’ll be mine, tonight the monkey dies.

by quikuana November 7, 2017

dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.

I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants

by Boom_shaka_laka_faka November 4, 2015

Pin the Tail on the Monkey

To purposely make a person who truly loves you feel like all the downs in your relationship are her fault.

" I'm going to play pin the tail on the monkey. " Has anyone seen my girlfriend?"

by Betterthantheythink April 18, 2018