John

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

by one of the other johns January 10, 2022

American John

A superhero that fights against the super villain "Arabic James", but then they turn out to be friends and fight Australian Joe together

American John, save our city.

by Dalolrx March 17, 2024

Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.

Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.

by HairyChimp January 14, 2018

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

John Wayne Camp

a place for sexual intercourse.

Dang i just took her to John Wayne Camp and made the nasty.

by Schweaty Balls March 2, 2011

John nory

A word to describe a men’s genitalia.

Wow Owen has a SMALL ‘John nory’

by Owens John nory November 20, 2021

Myles John

A Lovely Human Being Who Has A Huge Cock! But Pulls Only Men!

This Guy Will Have 100% Benn Circumcised In The Womb

Myles John Has A Huge Cock Which Bends To The Left

by Hoyayayayayayya16 February 13, 2024