brown skin syndrome

BSS is what a SELECT FEW of dark skinned, African American women who have a lot of unnecessary bitterness towards the light skinned ones.

These dark skinned girls with Brown Skin Syndrome are usually bald headed and insecure, and hate on light skinned girls for no reason.

This is not to say that light skin girls don't do this to the dark skinned girls either; I've seen a lot of stuck up light skinned girls, but in both the dark/light, the hella stank ones are pretty rare.
I can't stand bitches with brown skin syndrome. That shit gets on my nerves.
by Mulatto chick July 14, 2009
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brown eyed girl

Pertaining to a person of the female gender, existing with peculiar facial features. These features include sphinxters for eyes, a penis nose, pertruding from the face, and a sideways vagina as a mouth. The top of the head in covered in pubes, as opposed to actual hair, and typically, little or no dialogue is spoken.
Wow, I wish I was a brown eyed girl. I would be able to insert my nose penis into either; one of my sphinxter eyes of my vagina mouth. That would be the life, I'd never leave the house!
by Roofus the Stunt Bum March 09, 2008
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Big Chief Brown Bottom

No one's going to read this, but it's one of Kelso's nicknames on That 70's Show.
Oh really, Big Chief Brown Bottom
by PurpleValkyrie May 20, 2018
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New England brown lobster

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
by TdogW October 12, 2018
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boneless brown trout

Terd, crap, shit, dump, log, poop
There are plenty of Boneless Brown Trout in that river!
by jonathon August 18, 2005
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brown warrior

A term describing a male with homosexual urges.
look at ian,knew he was a brown warrior
by rvng May 17, 2006
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Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.
Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"
by theinstigator September 16, 2016
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