Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
Person A: Is 24 years old.
Person B: is 17 years old.
24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.
Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 28, 2011
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A couple agrees to Festival Rules on the way to state fair. At the fair he sees an old friend and calls her name. The friend acknowledges him. He wins sexual favor for the evening.
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