Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024

That brown sausage that comes out of your bumhole
by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022

by LA Bear May 11, 2022

A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

Person who tries to draw attention to their medium size rear end using explicit attention seeking attire, posture or walk.
by UrbanDefinator May 27, 2021

by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024
