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Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024
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poop

That brown sausage that comes out of your bumhole
"Jimmy, look at my massive poop,"
by Mr.Quagsire April 20, 2022
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Front Poop

When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.
by LA Bear May 11, 2022
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Poop Fart

A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023
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Poop

Poop: Fart: A fart is a Butt is a fart
by _D-Riggs_ March 17, 2025
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Poop bubble

Person who tries to draw attention to their medium size rear end using explicit attention seeking attire, posture or walk.
Ugh! There goes a poop bubble by me.
by UrbanDefinator May 27, 2021
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poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty
I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again
by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024
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