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Have a fucking poem

Nobody will look into your eyes
Everybody is dead inside, truly
Very often so we must brace ourselves
Everyone can tell, nothing else happens
Rain falls, sun shines, and for what?

Greatness comes in small doses
Over the rainbow it sometimes takes us
Never underground or in the dark
Not inside trees, or in hearts
And never, ever in minds

Gasping for breath, we try to live
I, we, ourselves don’t care how long
Very likely we stay submerged and can’t run
Everything has a time limit

Your mind is careless
Our bodies are vessels, just shells
Under the surface there is quiet

Underneath is a nagging desire
Power is lost and we cannot break free

by Alostsoulfound March 26, 2024

The Churf ‘n Turf

When a male fakes an orgasm to get out of an uncomfortable situation.

I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.

by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018

Hrishan (n.)

Everything about Hrishan is a flex, but in the most effortless way possible. His intelligence? Unmatched. His handsomeness? A danger to public health. His fighting ability? Smooth, calculated, and borderline unfair. He’s the type of guy who never runs—only walks dramatically like he’s in a slow-motion movie scene. If he’s not making history, he’s making people wish they were him. If you ever see him in a tuxedo, just know something legendary is about to happen.

"Hrishan (n.) just explained quantum mechanics while dodging three punches and drinking an espresso. How does he do it?"

by Maximus553 February 18, 2025

N I E

Something that a girl says when talking to a boy that fancies her.

Jessica told me that my hat is N I E

by Tygames October 24, 2022

Scratch N Sniff

The Scratch N Sniff is an alternative method of scratching your balls. This method requires you to cradle your balls in one hand, while you gently scratch your balls with the other. This method is one of many methods used to scratch a mans balls, one of which is the Pinch and Twist method.

Bro can i scratch your balls?

Nah bro, ive already done the Scratch N Sniff method.

by rection g hue December 15, 2022

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds

The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello

by psuedyon November 22, 2022

peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016