john is a white male one of a kind. he is kind funny and sensitive to your needs he is God loke.when he's doing u you call out his name o God o God because of his ginormous cock. he goes bareback cause condoms don't come in his size. the head of his pens looks like a German soldiers helmet.and is perfect in all ways he will make his girlfriend laugh and smile because she is his number one. john enjoys spending time with his girlfriend because they have so much fun together. .like nothing else in the world matters.he is in great shape and is super hot.and tans great when shirtless all in all a john could be every woman's dream .but he won't settle for no one who isn't a true blue
by Mychellee frasher May 9, 2022
Get the johnmug. Extremely expensive audio systems usually playing the song 'Big Bad John' in very high quality. Advertised on TikTok or other platforms.
What is that weirdly shaped thing? Ah, that's just my Big John machine *proceeds to play Big Bad John in high quality*
by KC-130 October 7, 2025
Get the Big John machinemug. 'Hey Son, are you ready for school?'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
'Not right now mum, I'm just fapping to a John Travolta birthing'
by Pegging Sue March 9, 2021
Get the John Travolta Birthingmug. by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017
Get the John Hurtmug. John tyler gray.
He is a giant
He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)
He is inlove with Beckham Lu.
We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
He is a giant
He is a smarty pants (no he’s not)
He is inlove with Beckham Lu.
We all know john tyler gray is inlove with Beckham Lu 😒
John tyler gray is also very cute
by Rizzlybear 😜 November 22, 2023
Get the John Tyler Graymug. by gusisbus April 21, 2021
Get the Johnmug. by Bitchiest bitch in town February 6, 2022
Get the russian john cenamug.