A pen broke in my hand and it resembled a disgusting illness, to which my friend saw and yelled out “BUNKY HANDS”
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Get the hand hearts for mya mug.by Learntgearnt May 20, 2022
Get the Beige handed mug.Me: *goes to Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station*
You: *is uncool*
You: *is uncool*
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Get the Elkay EZH2O Wall Mounted Drinking Fountain and Hands Free Bottle Filling Station mug.When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
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Get the Little Caesar’s Hand Job mug.Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
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