pooty fart

adj; used to describe frustrated

Pooty fart, I forgot to do my homework!

by wove muffin November 25, 2010

Dumbo Fart

A term used to describe someone who lacks intelligence. Also used to describe a face.

Guy: Man, that James is one dumbo fart, he ran right into a wall.

Another Guy: I kicked John in the balls, he looked like a huge dumbo fart.

by Daniel Polito November 25, 2010

Clonely Farts Pub

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.

Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.

by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010

Curb Fart

Also known as the Larry David. The Curb Fart occurs when you break wind, whilst seated and it sounds EXACTLY the same as the first note of the theme music to HBO's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'.

In most cases you automatically continue singing the theme yourself.

My ass: Brump!
Me: ... brump brump!!! deeee da deee, da deee, da deeee...
Friend: Woah man! Awesome Curb Fart!!
Me: Why thank you.

by Dairylea Line December 11, 2009

fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

mash fart

a sweet smelling fart when you dont have to poo.

why did you mash fart dick fucking cunt.

by tino francis May 1, 2009

Whale Fart

1. When a girl quiff's and farts at the same time due to both anal and vaginal intercourse.

Sally is having intercourse with her boyfriend. At the same time she has anal beeds in. Due to too much air within the pussy and ass she farts and quiffs at the same time - therefore whale farting.

by The Whale farter ;) February 21, 2013