E-Piphany

An internet E-nabled delivery of an "illuminating discovery, realization, or disclosure." Rather than being required to have the mental ability to accept something entirely new, one can login and be fed illumination.

Just be clicking "Mark As Read" you too can instantly attain "an intuitive grasp of reality through something (such as an event) usually simple and striking." Why waste brain power when an email will do?

E-piphany! When your brain is just too busy to learn something new.

Bob was a few synapses short of a brain and being able of accepting brand new concepts, so when it came to , he signed up for a monthly E-nlightened E-Piphany. When the email arrives he quickly double clicks it to open, and the rush of sudden apathy and intelligence fills his body. The world gets a little bit clearer... More obvious and distinct, Finally, he is at peace once again for another 30 days.

by You rReal Name January 06, 2021

S-A-E

Stands for “suck an egg”.

That man can go s-a-e, he’s so annoying

by LukeWarm9696 December 09, 2021

F(IV)E

Literally the way to write a 4 in between a 5

"How do you write a four in between a five?"
"F(IV)E.)

by an orangutan who died on October 30, 2021

E-pit

The crease between your shin and thigh, opposite of knee.

My E-pit itches.

by Plurbus July 07, 2019

e-man

a man on the internet appreciated by someone who hates all men

Dishfish is the most eligible e-man I know.

by lilmonikachan June 20, 2023

E-MAN

A superman name short for elijah but with Man at the end.

OMG are you E-Man

by Bigislandgrown!# October 18, 2019

e-man

-like an e-boy but older yknow
-only has a total of 4 insults in her dictionary:
"retard"
"your down syndrome is showing"
"nigger"
"dumbass"
-like fr bro become original
-likes sped up music to cater to her adhd tiktok brain
-troll
-compettive
-dark humour
-believes shes better than salsabeel thats crazy bro
-shes also allergic to her science teacher
-randomly goes onto random servesrS (UNDER HER FREIDNS ACCOUNT!!!) and starts fights lol

"whos the troll in the server???"
"probs an e-man yknow"

by iknowwhereyoulive@69street December 03, 2023