Dirty Handy

When A female takes a shit in her hand and then gives her boyfriend a handjob with the shit as lube.

Guy: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a dirty handy last night!

Tall Mexican: Thats not weird!!!

by BrianIvanORandy March 14, 2009

Mr Dirty

The cousin of Mr. Clean. Instead of cleaning everything, he prefers to make everything dirty.

Mark: Did you know Mr. Clean has a cousin?
Billy Bob: No. What's his name?
Mark: Mr Dirty.

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

dirty toboggan

In order to preform the dirty toboggan you must first have yourself a toboggan. Once you have done this step you then have to grab your partner (May be male, female, tranny, etc.) and vigorously penetrate them anally. When you are close to ejaculation you have to take your penis out of the anus and ejaculate into a pile of snow. Then you take your partners head and smear it in the jizz covered snow, and yell "DIRTY TOBOGGAN!".

Jessy: "So where did you bring Anna last night?"
Jeffery: "I brought her to the hill and gave her a Dirty Toboggan".
Jessy: "No way man I'm so jealous!"

by TobogganMan December 24, 2013

Dirty Phill

When your banging your girlfriend in the library against some bookshelves and security comes, so you have to cover your knob with a pepper pig book. Security see's your dilema, winks and directs you to the female anatomy section.

Saw a dirty phill in the UCL library last night.

by Boarder bitch March 14, 2016

Dirty hoodie

Verb: Gay anal sex with an uncircumcised penis

Adjective: a poo stained uncircumcised penis after anal sex

Bob and jake had dirty hoodie sex after dinner.

After jimmy had sex with Bob, he had a dirty hoodie.

by Guinness1234 March 20, 2016

Dirty Cillian

When you're not hot enough to bang one of the main band members so you have to settle for their filthiest roadie, who insists on dipping his turtle neck shit on your forehead

The lads wouldn't give me the bang last night so I had to do a dirty Cillian and let him initial my chest

by Freenthebean April 11, 2019

Dirty Kalista

The act of giving the Gluck Gluck 9000 and as he’s about to cum you take that dick as far down your throat as possible, stick that tongue out lick his balls. While the cum is still in the back of your throat, you look up and him and gurgle the words “thank you daddy”.

gave Ian the Dirty Kalista for his birthday last night and he was the happiest man ever.

by TheeMacG May 29, 2019