john wesley brown

The greatest friend you will ever have. That loves hard gives all and is great in bed.
by Westipherbrown December 19, 2016
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Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.
When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.
by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021
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John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
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John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.
Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!
by jhnaldrte June 11, 2018
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Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.
Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets
by milpool July 12, 2021
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john jude

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