A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.
My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!
by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024
"Jesus that play was cat. Your man got killed with a poisoned fencing foil! Willie's obviously lost his touch."
"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."
"I have to agree with you there boy, that play was cat melodeon. It wasn't a patch on Titus Andronicus."
by ferventbeliever December 28, 2021
by Zoed111 March 02, 2018
The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.
The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.
The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.
by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023
I have a cat
by mate it is false teeth October 04, 2020
by Galaxy Puffs puffs December 11, 2019