Life

It's like a penis its soft and sometimes it gets hard for some people it's big for some its short.

Damn his life is like a penis its always hard

by 3dicksinmyass October 2, 2020

Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025

life

a story where people dont always have happy ever afters, people dont always win but they dont always loose either. life isnt an answer its a question. Nobody knows the answer and few people know the question.

life is nothing and everything at the same time

by needs love January 1, 2021

Cool life...

What you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.

Jane: *trips and spills coffee all over her new dress*
John: HAHAHAHA!
Jane: *sigh* cool life...

by Linasaur November 16, 2010

life

my sister keeps telling me to get one but there not in stores

Get a life, nerd

by yule lads August 24, 2022

life renewal

the act of giving up a vile or vicious habit or behaviour such as debauchery, gambling, drinking, whore-mongering, extravagance and heavy partying and resuming a virtuous life with a clean slate.

If you wanna lead a married life, you need to leave all your past behind you for life renewal.

by uttam maharjan March 2, 2010

Life

A place we are living through bodies god gave us, followed by heaven or hell after dying.

James : Man, my life is so hard I can't take this anymore!!
Emma : Don't worry, I'll kill you in a moment or two so you don't have to worry about work anymore.

by Coffee.exe April 25, 2022