When you're not hot enough to bang one of the main band members so you have to settle for their filthiest roadie, who insists on dipping his turtle neck shit on your forehead
The lads wouldn't give me the bang last night so I had to do a dirty Cillian and let him initial my chest
by Freenthebean April 11, 2019
Get the Dirty Cillian mug.A dirty cado is when a man withdraws his penis from his pants and has lint on or around the head of it. This is caused by the rubbing of his penis on his boxers or long johns. After exposing this, he then tries to get a blow job. After seeing his partners reaction, he then tries to pick the pieces off of his penis, while she picks them out of her mouth.
After feeling something funny in her mouth while giving a blow job, she realized she had gotten a dirty cado.
by mommabearwhiskey May 7, 2009
Get the dirty cado mug.A dirty Jaida is someone who likes it hard but gentle. Although they seem like they’re a top, they’re actually a bottom and love it when you take charge in bed. They’re a bit shy but when you put them in the mood, they’re all over you. Give them the chance and they’ll give you the time of your life.
Jason: did you meet her last night
Greg: yes, she was a dirty Jaida and it was the best night of my life
Greg: yes, she was a dirty Jaida and it was the best night of my life
by Jahfeaa April 14, 2020
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"She told me she couldn't have sex because she was on her rag, but I still went down on her Dirty Rudolph style..."
"She told me she couldn't have sex because she was on her rag, but I still went down on her Dirty Rudolph style..."
by Comeback_Kid March 11, 2009
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Get the Dirty Straw mug.When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.
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