by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023
Get the Godmug. by xvottic April 6, 2023
Get the God slam itmug. A pagan entity, worshipped since ancient times BC but not well known nowadays.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Its despicted in the classic paintings as an old drag queen riding a pink alicorn, wielding a 3 foot log dildo-shaped scepter, forged by Hephaestus himself.
One swing from his scepter can create massive earthquakes, rainbows, volcanic eruptions and gay parades worldwide. People are used to blame HAARP for such drastic environmental changes, when actually its Gay God angry at mortals for making bad use of decoration and fashion.
In a distant past LGBTQIA+ people would sacrifice young virgin gays to calm down Gay God, not before they get voluntarily sodomized by 10 inch BBCs.
Gay 1: Girl, just look at this shirt, don't you think im fabulous?
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
Gay 2: Yeah, but those horrific shoes are out of fashion and don't match anything. I will pray for Gay God to not punish us.
by H1b3rt0 March 8, 2023
Get the Gay Godmug. lily has a god complex
let’s go worship lily
let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily
let’s go worship lily
let me be god for a day - lily
in my humble option which is i humble because i am the best - lily
by nashinoodle October 19, 2021
Get the godmug. Captain chug it always fuckin them bitches stealing them riches burnin through witches, a stylish G named by the people loved by all never shall he fall into anything but good pussy!
by The Pit Monster June 18, 2022
Get the god doug itmug. the most famous and epic(est) player on the minecraft server EC he also has a son named jesus (flamsies) and god is very epic def the best player on the server no doubt about it hes also very famous
by definitely cbk January 25, 2021
Get the god emug.