Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021

Jesus Velazquez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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Zero: Jesus Velazquez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

brisket king

george cooper, sheldon, missy, and georgies dad from young sheldon, played by lance barber and is known for his love of brisket

girl1: boys dont have emotions!!
girl2: ya ikr!

boy1: bro did you hear that brisket king died?
boy2: what?? no!! george!!!!

by aintnowaybro July 18, 2024

Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023

Titty King

Someone who fancies themselves superior because of the amount of money they make

Me: check out my new belt

Kellan: which soup kitchen did you find that at

Me: fuck outta here Titty King

by Poppajwalktheline August 11, 2016

daven allen king

A unusual child that says a bunch of funny things but has no friends.

Daven Allen King ran home.

by Kidthesid December 9, 2019

Skar King

This bald ass receding hairline red ape is the villain of Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire, his ugly ass can only pull some bitches by keeping them all to himself, this child beating old head gets whooped 2 times of the 2 battles hes in, this fraud ain't even Anguirus level.

Godzilla: Whos this ugly ass bum

Kong: Skar King... wait no FRAUD KING😹😹😹

by SkibidiNutSock April 23, 2024