national arian day

national arian day is a day to celebrate all people named arian. this day is celebrated on April 20th.

National arian day is a special day is for all the arians in the universe being brave enough to have to deal with this shitty planet.

by koensuckz May 24, 2023

National Jroy Day

A day where telegram users and discord users casually celebrate the life of @TheRealJroyValid Via IG hosted every year on April 16th

Oh no, today is April 16th !? We need to do something it’s National Jroy Day!

by Iambam23 May 24, 2023

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

National No Makeup Day

On this day girls cannot wear makeup and must post themselves on social media to show their true beauty

John: “Did you hear what Tomorrow is?”
Sarah: “The 8th?”
John: “No, it’s National no makeup day and you can’t wear makeup!”

by Grayson allen June 6, 2023

National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls

You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!

by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023

national missionary day

The day you do only missionary.

Today is National Missionary day, let’s go do missionary!!

by missionaryqueen June 8, 2023