beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.

dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!

by metchsucks August 29, 2022

blowba job

Performing fellatio with boba/tapioca pearls in the mouth.

Wow! That was the best blowba job I've ever had!

by ShivaSenpai August 30, 2022

Odd job

When you hit a vape and a dab pen at the same time

Hey man did you just do an odd job?

Yeah dude

by Johnny 6987 August 30, 2022

Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077

i'll take one adam smash job please.

by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

Footsie Job

When someone footjobs you while touching your bones and nutting on your bed and leave cum stains on your bed. Also can be given to yourself but might result in you kicking your own balls.

Heh... time to footsie job myself to some roblox avatars...

by Putra6353 January 14, 2026

Twinkle Job

To rub your significant other in baby oil and proceeding to throw glitter on them

"I got a bag of glitter from hobby lobby time to get a twinkle job tonight"

by chlothful January 27, 2026