Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

God-smack

Like the most high God, king of kings, just smacked you in the face with amazing signs and wonders.

"He is wearing John 20:9 on his t-shirt. After reading it, I'm God-smacked."

by Cyberpanda March 17, 2024

god damn wrong

God damn wrong are the practices ideas rhymes and people who are wrong according to the church of god damn right

That shits god damn wrong according to the church of god damn right

by founder.cult.status March 21, 2024

on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

Slay God

Trash ass rapper from meadville. He thinks he the most fire person ever but he’s literally a bum. Swears he has the best drip but he dresses so dumb. Lame asf and will never make it in life. And his mom dead 😂

Person 1: You know Slay God right?
Me: Yeah hes trash asf

by Kielee K L March 26, 2024

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!

Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024