“Hey Mark do you believe in God?”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
“Yes I do!”
“Which God? Because there are thousands!”
“I believe God is a Trinity three in one”
“How can three be one?”
“The way I understand the Trinity is 3 in 1 shampoo.”
“Hmm interesting…”
by Mozartzpraise October 3, 2025

by anonymous May 8, 2022

Ayse is a really good person and i love them soooooo much.They literally have the best humour ever and sometimes they can be rrally dry but also very soft at the same time.That mf really has the best memes and can always make u laugh no matter what.If you are friends with Ayse you're the luckiest person ever cuz they are the best friend ever.Ayse if ur seeing this i love you alot okay gayass? -ivan
by cryingspirits November 21, 2021

When one takes an artistic photo of themselves leaving a 4th of their face out of the picture. This leads people to want more...a 4th more. Many consider this an effective wait to pick up chicks.
by BigRobisTheMan December 10, 2013

by Bruh flash November 19, 2020

Guy #1: Dude, you want to play Cod Mod 3?"
Guy #2: Huh?
Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?
Guy #2: Huh?
Guy #1: I said do you want to play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?
by TriumphantUnderdog July 10, 2012
