Plymouth Rock

The first shit you take after digesting Thanksgiving dinner. Usually very dense due to overeating, bordering on a blockage either due to size or consistency, (see: ‘mustard plug’) which prompts a gastrointestinal journey of epic proportions whilst trying to expel. The panic and fright felt during the initial urge to go is akin to the uncertainty the voyagers of the Mayflower must have felt before spotting land. Once the amalgamation of turkey, ham, stuffing etc begins to pass the event horizon of the anus, hope is restored, just like the settlers had when they finally reached the promised land.

“This year I’m thankful I made it to the bathroom on time to drop a plymouth rock.”

“Bob destroyed the toilet with his Plymouth Rock on black friday.”

“I Clogged the toilet at the hotel after Thanksgiving and just left it for the maids. They didn’t land on Plymouth Rock; my Plymouth Rock landed on them.”

by But Sects November 22, 2023

Rock

The rock

It has a life you know we all love The rock

by Avocado And Caitie July 28, 2019

puffer rock

Euphemism for farting. Stepping on a puffer rock results in a crop dust.

Dad just stepped on a puffer rock!

by eEyore_21 April 12, 2011

Rock docking

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.

Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.

by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020

Curtain Rock

The rock above and below a volcanic sills

The curtain rocks were made of quartz, while the sill was made of obsidian

by Walla Rocka March 12, 2019

Rock run

The physical action of running to take a cold shower in the morning due to a wet dream.

1. Why were you up at 4 am?

I had a rock run dude…

2. The man-child had a rock run in the middle of the night because he fell asleep watching adult videos.

by Murphy2322 October 10, 2023

nostalgic rock

A song or group of songs that induce the feeling of nostalgia without it actually being nostalgia or making you think about past experiences

Some examples are:
-'Hysteria' by Def Leppard
-'Into the Great Wide Open' by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
-'Face in The Crowd' by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

"Some of Tom Petty's discography is nostalgic rock."

by salamoonlikesdobby March 23, 2022