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the pasta guy

the pasta guy is the kind of person that you will stumble upon when you least expect it. they are the type of person who loves to listen and learn. they come at the perfect time and never plan on leaving for a long long time. they will stick around until you're sick of them, not that you would ever get sick of anyone, especially not these people. all they want is to be around you and that's all they want in return.. the pasta guy is the person who will always be there for you, specially when you need it most. when they come into your life, never ever take them for granted. always give them the love and appreciation that they deserve. the pasta guy is the most considerate and understanding person out there. the pasta guy only deserves love and everything good, like pistachio ice cream and extravagant birthday parties. the pasta guy is the most interesting and cool person you will ever meet! they listen to awesome music and dress so nicely. they tell the stupidest, but funniest, jokes! they bring a different light into your life that could never be replaced by anything else. they are the kind of person you think of whenever you hear a love song or a happy song. they put a smile on your face every single time.

and for my pasta boy, know that i love you more and more everyday. i wouldn't trade you for the world. i would give you everything if i could, but i will give you my heart until then. even when you get everything, you'll always have my heart. i love you <33
the pasta guy is so cool omg!!
by millymellyame August 11, 2024
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Spivey Guy

A narrow beady eye guy, who is missing teeth and you can’t understand a word he says.
Spivey guy Spivey guy, he’s got narrow fucking beady eyes look out here come the Spivey guy.
by Bradys store January 18, 2019
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Penis Guy

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by CumSlayer February 23, 2022
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Mr. Man Guy

A person who is chill but also very dumb at times
Hey Mr. Man Guy, are you really dumb or do you just act like it?
by Raboot4567 May 15, 2025
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Let's go guy

the let's go guy is a pondering type of person who always extensively thinks about how to respond to a plan, but ultimately will always respond with the phrase 'let's go'.
ME: dude, how about we go to the city center and grab some food at the MAC?
Let's go guy: *thinking extensively about a correct response* let's go let's go!

ME: guys, let's go party tonight!
Friend: sounds like a plan!
let's go guy: let's go let's go!
by drunksl1der October 27, 2018
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just some dead guy

A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.
Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
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unfunny guy

this potato head named edddddsdmkaxmedwin that is obsessed with sonic and the flash
Person 1: Bro, apparently unfunny guy made a joke that was so bad the entire crowd died due to its sheer unfunniness.
Person 2: Oh yeah I met that guy before. He kept asking me to draw sonic and the flash like wth. Also he's very repetitive with jokes, and he's addicted to anime, and gaming. Oh no wait that was another guy. Yeah this guy is the teachers pet.
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