J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 04, 2024

H. A. N. D

Hating ass nigga disorder when a person is consistently a hater

have you gotten your potential H. A. N. D diagnosis yet

by King of anime January 02, 2023

Wyatt D

A guy who likes Skylar S.

is that Wyatt D

yeah

doesn't he like Skylar S
yeah

by ...SOMEONE_A April 19, 2021

THICKY D

who’s that with all that ass? yup you guessed it’s thicky d

omg have you seen thicky d?

by Username276328 May 13, 2022

Sporty D

A sporty D is a wonderful thing that boys own. They are mainly noticed when your laying with a friend in a video game and you kill someone. You would say that your gonna steal their sporty D after you kill them.

Person 1: No you killed me!
Person 2: haha bozo I'm gonna steal your sporty D

by randombot85 May 24, 2022

D-bagasaurus

a big, ancient, small-handed douchebag.

" he's a d-bag, but at least he not a d-bagasaurus.. "

by The New April 01, 2012

d n s

Abbreviation for ‘do not sexualise’ - used when you don’t want people to comment on you sexually or objectifying, or view you in that way

I am 16 so please d n s (or dns)

by Does.Kayden.have.gender June 16, 2021