Life

The only thing keeping you from a good sleep at night

Life wont give me any sleep

by This fucking beard is weird November 16, 2021

life

a terminal disease

im gonna die from life

by idfcalaaam October 10, 2018

Life fail

When someone does something mistakenly, embarrassing, or fucks up in some way.

Me: Hey, did you hear about the hockey goalie that scored on his own net?

Friend: Yeah, I saw the replay. That definitely was a life fail.

by Triple L77 February 26, 2018

social-lifing

Doing activities of any sort with other people. Or dogs.

I did a lot of social-lifing today.

by TheBlondeAsset March 11, 2019

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by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

laugh life off

Don't be too serious and just laugh the thing/things away

We try to laugh life off. Laugh's fun, but often behind our laugh is a hollow ring. --The Meaning of Life by Norman Grubb

by Anything1967 August 2, 2017

Breath of Life

When you're on top of a bitch choking her during sex, then just as her eyes start to cross and she's fading.. You release your grip and as she gasps for a breath of air, you gutturally belch into her face. Then you tighten your grip again to close it off in her lungs so she can't exhale it.

I couldn't get off, so I told her to roll over and gave her the Breath of Life. Best nut of my life.

by Offendicon July 18, 2023