god

your mom

I came out of god's vagina

by ||||||||| July 28, 2021

God

(n.) The reason I passed math.

like seriously dude, idk how i passed math, thanks God <3

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

God loves you

Used as a synonym for "I’m a horny twink who wants to get railed hard"

"I don’t really believe in Christianity, but I respect you nonetheless!"

"But god loves you!"

"I’m almost finished."

by Isnorkelincoughsyrup January 26, 2024

xiii of god

You are fucking stupid, my last name is in Spanish. “Del Cristo”. Ofc “of god” would make more sense over text but logically, I am mixed.

But thanks for trying to search up my name in here. I already found yours <33 luv ya

( Xiii Del Cristo )

Imagine the dumbass that forgot I was Spanish and that I have a Spanish last name so they searched “ xiii of god ”

by Vampidfk December 15, 2022

God

Is love
I believe in him and he is there for me through sickness, life, and gives me each day to live on this planet.

God is great and thank you for being you.

by Loves God very berry much October 19, 2022

god god

The god of good ideas. When he taps you on the shoulder you have a very good idea like for instance the creation of the lightbulb. Sometimes certain people can not take the full power of good ideas which makes their head explode. In some rare instances they will take that good idea and twist it into a very bad thing.

God God is god.

by The Pope of God God November 16, 2020

Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.

"man that guy is really making god cry"

by Chickenfucker37 June 27, 2023