Poop

The crap that comes out of your butt tonight

I took a poop mommy

by Puppies for life May 18, 2021

Poop

How Americans say poo

Jimmy: Yo bro, I’m going for a poop.

Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.

Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?

Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE

by Aussiestereotypes April 7, 2020

poop

poop is you

this is you poop

by taht_weirdo November 3, 2020

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 10, 2021

poop

That brown stuff that comes out your butt.

somebody pooped in my pants or the toilet ate my poop.

by Ameen101 December 17, 2019

Poop

The collared stuff that comes out of butt holes

I need to poop

by Bobby nightmare February 24, 2019

Poop Salesman

When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.

Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.

by Poop monster 555 December 25, 2022