Penis hole pete

Penis hole Pete walls down the street and spot a kid. He unzipped his jeans, pulled down his under wear and whips it out. Then the kid gets sucked in and never comes.

Me: I’m taking a walk lalalal

Penis hole Pete: Hehehehehehehe

Me: AHHHHHHHHH

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

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Penis Enlargement Pills

Pills that your weird Gay/bi friend always ask if you want them, regardless of gender

Brittany is standing at her locker
Ryan runs up out of nowhere

“Hey Brit you want some penis enlargement pills”

by LightningSurg3 May 29, 2019

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fire work penis

When your cock turns into a magical fire work and lights off like a giant fire work emanating from the ground.

During the rave, Garold crotch shot off like a fire work penis.

by Rickety Cricket666 November 30, 2017

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penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

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