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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
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Life

Life has the same feeling as a gorilla violently pulling your pubic hair, and the hair keeps regenerating every 2 seconds and there's no way to get them to stop.
by ShadowWar69 January 14, 2021
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You: "hey (me)" Me: "my life is a pit of hell" You: "._. ....Never mind......."
by Itai the Plush January 19, 2021
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Life

Something that has no meaning but it’s filled with crippling anxiety and depression.
by Follow my TikTok:awesome_alexb January 19, 2021
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by big man hi January 22, 2021
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person 1: hey you how is life?
person 2: MEANINGLESS
by big man hi January 29, 2021
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Life couch

Someone you want to sit on long term, potentially in an explicit way. Often confused with life coach, much more boring
Hey you’re my life couch, can i sit on you
by Life couch January 30, 2021
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