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four handed smiley

getting a hand job from four paraplegics.
My support group gave me a four handed smiley after I spoke about my problems today.
by hoooheeehooo January 27, 2022
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Nathan Hands

Nathan Hands… or nonchalant hands, subtlety insinuating a sweet duet of purposes comprising of but not limited to those of not caring, and not knowing.

It’s like the shrugging emoji. You just put your hands up when you don’t know how else to explain yourself.

Simply Put… it is what it is
Did you know smoking is bad for you ?

Yeah but so is living in such a polluted city Nathan hands
by ElGrande12 January 28, 2022
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"
Ello mate, can I hand your cap?
by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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Edward Pizza Hands

A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
by Quinterrogator February 12, 2022
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NATIONAL HOLD HANDS DAY

April 2nd is the day when you can hold hands with anyone you love!
Bob: I held hands with Bella and it was amazing

Lily: Yea stupid today is national hold hands day!
by Ang33l March 30, 2022
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