Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.

Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.

by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016

Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.

Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.

by 5789 July 17, 2020

Six handed Sir Francis Drake

-Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.

-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.

While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.

by Xamatron October 16, 2008

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

one handed twister

Jerking off preferably in a twisting motion

He was giving himself a one handed twister in the bathroom

by frankiepolymath March 8, 2015

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

appetized hands

Hands with the appetite to masturbate. Usually caused by a boner.

If you have a boner and appetized hands, be careful if you wish to masturbate.

by ManMan36 May 24, 2016