dirty grimaldo

the act of pouring a whole bottle of tapitio in illegal imigrants dirty smelly snatch and lickin it all up

Ivan gave maria sanchez a dirty grimaldo

by reeddick December 29, 2009

dirty nerd

The act of taking a deuce on someone's chair usually an unliked teacher or co-worker and then throwing a book over the poo and leaving the work of art for the person to discover.

I totally dirty nerded her...I can't wait to see her expression when she finds out.

I just gave the best dirty nerd to President Obama...take that socialistic healthcare.

by smirnoff1264 April 17, 2010

Dirty Freddo

The act of shitting into a Freddo chocolate mould, cooking it until it turns to a liquid and then putting it into the fridge to set. When it has set you wrap it up and sell it for 10p. Simples.

Ashley: "Mmm, this Freddo is so good!"
Kishan: "Why is there sweetcorn in there?"
Ashley: "Shit...it's a fucking dirty freddo!"

by Mr Tame January 24, 2010

dirty vato

a chicano colloquium referring to a worldly gentleman familiar with the ritual aspects of his cultural habitat.

My homie joe just ate that 5 day old pizza, that's a dirty vato.

by Los Ojos De Muerte May 20, 2009

Dirty Horse

A really tall girl with a overgrown face, about 40 teeth all cramed in to her mouth.
Also sporting a gammy leg, so she walks about like a old decripted Horse.

Sometimes they like to neigh..., when laughing
And would take any guy they could get their hooves on.

John: look at the state of that Dirty Horse at the bar, make's me feel sick!

Mike: Errr... i can see her teeth from here.

John: look's like she trying to get her hooves on Martin aswell hahah...

by O and L April 8, 2011

Dirty Legger

A dirty skanky slut. The kind that will fuck you for your medical card.

That drunken bitch is a dirty legger!

by Glatczak, AKA ALBINO May 3, 2009

dirty cado

A dirty cado is when a man withdraws his penis from his pants and has lint on or around the head of it. This is caused by the rubbing of his penis on his boxers or long johns. After exposing this, he then tries to get a blow job. After seeing his partners reaction, he then tries to pick the pieces off of his penis, while she picks them out of her mouth.

After feeling something funny in her mouth while giving a blow job, she realized she had gotten a dirty cado.

by mommabearwhiskey May 7, 2009