Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 27, 2021

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Rock washer

Someone who isn't capable of doing anything but washing rocks, a useless and futile task.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Steve anywhere?"

Person 2: "well he's a rock washer, so I'm guessing he is being useless somewhere around here"

by Jeff Mcthiccy March 19, 2021

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To play with another man's balls.

"We tried everything, but Lincoln suggested to Tossing the Rocks."

by Young_Bob_Ross September 04, 2015

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Gold Rocks is a defenition used to express very shiny, or valuable rocks; mostly rocks with special crystals/gems.

"oooh.. i need some gold rocks!" he said.
"huh, i love these gold rocks! very shiny!"
a man thought about getting some shiny rocks, gold rocks.

by SaturnMist4 June 11, 2024

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When someone gets busted by the PO-9. Usually related to Vehicles and Driving infractions, such as speeding.

"Man. I got caught doing 70 in a 50 zone. I got mad Cop Rocked."

by FlyOnPaperWings May 26, 2008

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One person yelling at another down the road "base rocks nigga" needing crack/rock cocaine

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a term for a boner created by a certain autistic lad from oldham that’s in love w u after 1 convo🥴

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