Rock Slide

Sticking a stone into your foreskin before beating your meat with 2 stones until it explodes.

Ow! Oh shit that almost hurt as bad as a rock slide.

by aislopisfunny December 11, 2024

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Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

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You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train

I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

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Slapped the rock

To experience a dramatic and irreversible downfall in one's career, reputation, or personal life, often as a result of a single, highly publicized mistake or controversy. Derived from the infamous moment when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, marking a pivotal point in Smith’s public image and career trajectory.

Example 1:
“After that last movie flop and the scandal with his personal life, it looks like his career really slapped the rock.”

Example 2:
“Man, that social media meltdown? He definitely slapped the rock with that one.”

by ContraVirtual December 19, 2024

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Rock Chalked

The act of being ejected from a skateboard or longboard by running into a small rock or pebble. Leaving a small white line on the asphalt or concrete behind.

I got Rock Chalked on my last run and lost my palms.

by Bluskidu December 20, 2024

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