A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death

He's on a one way life jerk

by Issy_dead_bananas February 7, 2020

life mate

Similar to a life vest, an inflatable doll for gay men.

"You spent Friday night listing the football squad to see what cover we had if anyone got injured?"
"Julian, why don't you get a life mate!"

by Skando January 28, 2007

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

Life in Paradise

a roblox game where all the online daters say "123 FOR GF" or "123 FOR BF". some online daters are found in the game. you can make them break up if you have admin commands if you are a popular youtuber (which i bet you aren't). you turn yourself invisible. go inside their house. go to their location. make their bf force to say "I HATE YOU!" or "You look ugly" or "Your clothes look so lame" and over 9,000 insults you can come up with. Until their gf breaks up

Moving on. You can also adopt a baby in baby strollers and throw them in the water for the lulz

Person: Adopts a baby in Life in Paradise. 2 minutes later. Nevermind. (throws in water)
Person 2: WAAAAAAAAA. *drowns*

by caughtin8k June 6, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Life

Death ☠️ I have to get a good 😌 or your own food 🍲 or you are going out for the first day or so after dinner 🍽 and I have no water 🚿 food 🍲 and you can make your phone ☎️ your food 🍲 is very helpful in keeping you in the water 🚿 water 🚿 and food 🍲 you are a must try to keep the good 😌 in our water 🚿 your food

I died of life

by Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? March 9, 2022

The meaning of life

Truly, the meaning of life is what you make of it.

A: Whats the meaning of life?

B: Well what do you make of it?

A: I guess I completed life... I have a job and good health...

B: What have you made of it?

A: I don't know.

B: Think about it.

A: I thought heaven wa-

B: But is there really a god?

B: Think about it.

by Vafkealph May 2, 2017