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John

John is an asshole. Plain and simple he has dark brown to black hair and darker eyes. He takes your spot at lunch and bully's your friends. He has a typical smaller penis and he has no friends. He's just an asshole.
Person A, "did you meet the new kid John?"
Person B, "yeah, he's an asshole!"
by anonymous June 7, 2018
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john shell

Wow john shell is here today
by Redryder March 21, 2017
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Joshua john anderson

A boy who be lookin like fishtick and sucks off any big greasy fat guy that sleeps in his white van
by Bigsweatyuncle July 19, 2020
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Ss John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School

A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.
Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.
by Masterg1 November 14, 2023
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Johns mom

Darians bitch
Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.
by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023
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Johning

this doesn’t have to be explained, you just know when someone is Johning or being a John ass mf.
This mf really Johning right now
“You a John ass mf”
by @nonnnn_8921 August 3, 2018
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otaku john

he is a sexy weeb and he can pull all the waifus. coolest kid in school and badass. makes me want wet my pants everyday when i see him
he is the most hottest weeb in school ahhh otaku john
by john245boss March 1, 2019
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