small hot black

A common coffee order

You: hey can I get a small coffee

Barista: with milk?
You: no, black please
Barista: hot or iced
You: hot
Barista: No problem. One small hot black coming right up

by OGboii onthaCUFF December 8, 2020

the black phone screen

referring to falling asleep otp with a significant other, the phone screen is usually black when you’re talking and falling asleep with them— otp.

“what happened to josiah?”

“let’s just say, the black phone screen ain’t for me no mo!”

by OgRosez July 4, 2022

Cognitive Black Hole

Whenever someone takes a dogmatic position that only leads into a confined recursive feedback loop of confirmation bias, thus further reinforcing that given belief and making it impossible to escape.

Kanye West - "Jewish people control the media and the entertainment industry."
*gets cancelled for antisemitic remarks*
Kanye West - "See!?..."
dude - "damn, Kanye fell into a cognitive black hole."

by cutza November 3, 2022

Black Forces Energy

The feeling a person will get that will cause them to feel like a Menace. This usually happens when a person is hyper or is around “The Homies”

Johnny had black forces energy while yelling at the annoying girl in class

by Crunchie_Boi January 14, 2022

black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

by Camchowder November 25, 2017

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014

Black Forest Ham

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.

When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.

by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021