A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of delicious cheeses, meats, and olives are arranged along your partner. You consume the cheese while binge watching your favorite trash TV series. It's only for married people.

I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed a cheese pull. It saved our marriage!

cheese pull by MilfywayGalaxy January 4, 2021

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Cheese Throwing

the stupidly funny (and cheap) act of throwing cheese at cars, whether they be parked, driving or stuck in traffic.

John: WHO THE FUCK THREW CHEESE AT MY CAR

Mike: I love cheese throwing

Karen: WHO PUT CHEESE ON MY CAR

Mike, fleeing to avoid getting caught while laughing his ass off

Cheese Throwing by Hehe I cheated March 22, 2021

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cheese down his/her/their back

saying someone has cheese down their back is another way of saying they’re a pedo

Bob:”have you seen that girl over there”
Niki minaj:”yuh they defo have cheese down his/her/their back”
Bob:”wait it’s selena...”
Niki:”gotta keep an eye out for selena”

cheese down his/her/their back by doesnothavecheesedownback June 3, 2021

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cheese.mp3.org

The best tiktoker ever who's definitely not writing this rn because there to much of a sad bitch to beg someone to make it <3

___: hey have you seen cheese.mp3.org?

You: no I haven't but I'll check them out they seem hot

cheese.mp3.org by sjadjhfdb July 2, 2021

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