Hot bag of nickels

to describe a ugly person either male of female.

"Mary looks like she got hit with a hot bag of nickels"

by sniperv1 February 12, 2007

all that and a bag of chips

A phrase that was popular in the early 90's, meaning all that and more, or something cool

Some guy: Man, I'm all that and a bag of chips!
me: You may be all that and a bag of chips but I'm all that and a bag of skittles so taste my rainbow BITCH!

by All that and a bag of DOOM December 23, 2007

Mad as a bag of frogs

Whereas 'mad as a box of frogs' clearly isn't that mad as a box is rigid and therefore easy to carry, a BAG of frogs would be quite insane to transport because of all that nutty hopping and ribbiting, it would slip out of your hands in quite an nutty manner.

Person a: See that Glyn?
Person b: yeah, I know him, he's mad as a bag of frogs.
Person a + everyone else: yeah, I agree. Quite barking mad.

by RedPlanetClaire June 11, 2010

heart attack in a bag

Go eat at mcdonald's

Lets call up Mcdonalds.
SURE U ENJOYIN DAT HEART ATTACK IN A BAG?

by Emerald January 9, 2005

Douche bag 9000

When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.

Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.

by DaveyChaos June 12, 2005

Paper Bag Fuck

A girl that only worthiness is to be fucked with a paper bag over her head

Guy 1 : Woah Nick is crazy going out with that chick.

Guy 2 : She does have a banging body but she a paper bag fuck.

by Bot 121212121 March 21, 2009

douche bag continuum

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.

"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian

by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009