John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023
Get the John Racismmug. by ByPH October 20, 2015
Get the John Waynin itmug. He is a sideski from the leftski on the Right side because da war kein Geld
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
Aber wenn er ein let ist ist er ein san und gibt Par sidekicks
by tarzanuron November 24, 2021
Get the John Turneringmug. Choosing to travel in your own vehicle when car/Jet pooling is easy and an option then going on to lecture people about how you're saving the environment
by whattingh January 12, 2024
Get the John Kerrymug. 
John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need
Take a look at this example with John (douglas) in it
John: yo naa bra u good
Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC
Zion: thank u John!
John: yo naa bra u good
Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC
Zion: thank u John!
by Douglasonaspot_ November 19, 2023
Get the John (douglas)mug. a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
Get the john funkmug.