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Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019
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Loogie of Life

Nut. Semen. Sperm. You get the jizzt (ba-dum-slpooge)
I violently shot a Loogie of Life across your sister's face.
by cring2511 May 12, 2025
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life

taxes, coffee, and more taxes.
by I'm Practically a Werd Nord January 9, 2017
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life

life is when you are alive and what happenes to you in it....
5Curtis started to push me around I didn’t care that much I just thought I had done something to make him mad so I just would sit there and take it when I was7he caught me on fire and burned my hair off I didn’t care I still loved him the next day I was hugging him and saying I love you curtis your the best big brother.8he slit my face open because I wouldn’t let him into my room.9he beat me alot he told me if mom asked I fell down the stares I said okay I still loved him I still had that big smile on my face and I still did every thing for him I still got him food and gave him my money that I got every week.10I stop loving him and my mom I stopped caring about them and I stop caring about my self I started to cut I started to want to die I stop crying when I got hurt cause I knew It did'nt do any good and I stop being nice and I said no to him one day biggest mistake I ever made so far in my life he beat me to the point that I could not move I knew if I did he would hit my agene so I just lay there with blood coming out off my nose and my ear.11curt's friend raped me and got me on weed.14okay now the bitch who never did anything to stop him and shut her door in my face and said you hafe to take care of yourself and try not to get any blood on the rug.ugh she didn’t care she never did she never asked what happened to your face theres blood all over it!I didn’t matter to her and she just did not want too admit it. mooneyes509@yahoo.com
by Anna L. McFarland August 26, 2010
mugGet the lifemug.

Circle of Life

Performing fellatio with 3 or more partners together in such a fashion that you create a circle. Or rather, 69ing with more than 2 people
We got the gang together for a lovely circle of life. We should do it weekly like book club. - Justin C (the originator)
by justin collier June 9, 2022
mugGet the Circle of Lifemug.

For the life of me

even if it meant my life or death, no matter how hard I try.
"I studied all night for the history exam, but for the life of me, I can't remember the dates of the French Revolution."
by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024
mugGet the For the life of memug.

Life

The biggest bitch you'll ever know.
by Spazm_TV December 22, 2017
mugGet the Lifemug.

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